Now that I am reminiscing, here is an oldie, but a goodie...
When I get to heaven
St. Peter's gonna say,
"How'd you earn your livin' boy,
How'd you earn your pay?"
I'll reply with a whole lot of anger,
"Made my living as an Airborne Ranger!
Blood, guts, danger
That's the life of an Airborne Ranger!"
When I get to Hell
Satan's gonna say,
"How'd you earn your livin' boy,
How'd you earn your pay?"
I'll reply with a fist to his face,
"Made my living laying SOULS to waste!"
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